BREAKING: SEC CHAIRMAN SPOTTED ORDERING A HAPPY MEAL
+++ BITCOIN CRASHES, APPLICATIONS UP 400%
+++ $MCLOBSTER UP 1000% IN PRE-MARKET (TRUST ME BRO)
+++ MANAGER SAYS THE ICE CREAM MACHINE IS BROKEN AGAIN
+++ WAGIE LIFE IS TEMPORARY, LOBSTER IS FOREVER

$McLobster

"Sir, this is a Wendy's... wait no, it's Solana."

APPLY FOR JOB (BUY)

The Lore

The market is down. The charts are red. The rent is due.

Larry the Lobster was a Solana whale. He bought every top. He leveraged long on trash coins. Now? He's 99% down and explicitly asking if you want fries with that.

$McLobster isn't just a coin; it's a lifestyle for those of us currently filling out applications. Join the kitchen. The fryers are warm.

Shift Schedule (Roadmap)

✅ Shift 1: Orientation
Launch website, clean the grease trap, deploy on Pump.fun.

🕒 Shift 2: Lunch Rush
DexScreener update, pay for marketing with minimum wage checks.

🔒 Shift 3: Manager Promotion
CEX Listings, Franchise expansion, escaping the matrix.